You are a LUSUS of the BICYCLOPS variety, and you love your WRIGGLER a LOT. Sometimes you get CONFUSED. Well, MORE THAN SOMETIMES. You are NOT VERY BRIGHT.
((Independant RP))

babybeeth asked:

//cling to daddy and try gnawing on the game//

NO ITTH NOT FOOD.

*at least, you don’t think it’s food. You’re pretty sure, at least. It doesn’t actually look that edible*

babybeeth asked:

//blink and look at it in awe// pwettyyyyyyyyyyy~~

ITH COMPUTER GAMETH.

babybeeth asked:

daddaaaaaaaaaaaa

HI THOLLUCTH.  I HAVE THITH FOR YOU.

*You give him an old school personal gaming system of indiscriminate brand type that you found*

THOLLUCTH THE MEOWBEATHT EATTH BEETH?

THOLLUCTH THE MEOWBEATHT EATTH BEETH?

(Source: pleatedjeans)

squidbiscuit:

So I’ve never drawn Sollux’s lusus before….which is weird cause I think it’s just as cute as it can be.

squidbiscuit:

So I’ve never drawn Sollux’s lusus before….which is weird cause I think it’s just as cute as it can be.

iimnotcrazy asked:

no you diidn't YOU ARE DEAD.

*huh.  You don’t feel very dead.  Then again, what does being dead feel like?  Maybe its like being asleep.  When you’re asleep you’re supposed to pinch yourself or something.*

*Red socks Blue in the face*

OW.

I’M NOT DEAD.

iimnotcrazy asked:

where the hell DIID YOU COME FROM??

UHHH… THE ROOF?
*You don’t really understand the question. Oh well.*

ITH THOLLUCTH OKAY?

babybeeth asked:

//pee//

*whoops, looks like you gave him too much juice.  Gently set him in his litterbox*

(( I HAVE THE NEIGHBOUR KIDS CONVINCED I AM A GHOST ))

((So, the neighbour kids are running around, riding their bikes and such, and honking their horns and yeah.  I actually happen to have a collection of bicycle horns, so I crack my window open and honk back at them. So then they’re like “WHAT IS THAT.”

“I THINK ITS AN ECHO GUYS.” They’re all silent for a while. I honk my horn. “WHAT IF IT’S A GHOST!?” “IT’S A GHOST!” “MOM THAT HOUSE IS HAUNTED, THERE’S A GHOST.”  I’m in here, laughing my arse off silently and honking my horns.   Gamzee and I are kindred spirits.))